olivier daschund

i got a penguin!
i got a penguin!

he's cuter than you!

...and if you push off the iceberg he bobs up and down!

to bad blogger hates him.

thankfully, my sista has been generous enough to let him live at her myspace page and be friend with her pig theresa.

go visit him there!!

xo rachie

what are they staring at?

do i have something on my face? mascara seeping from my eye sockets? WHAT?!?!?!(is it that obvious that i feel like death warmed over?) i have no idea. but all day yesterday whenever i left the house (which really means all day at school) i got the weirdest looks. And then i remembered...i chopped all my hair off and even though it is a perfectly normal thing ( i see tons of girls with short hair all the time) i think to some people its still a novelty.But do you really have to stare at me until your eyes are boring into the back of my short-haired head...seriously is it really necessary? seriously i love it...in fact i missed it (i had short hair for nearly 10 years...thats almost half my life!!!!) but i would rather you comment then just stare blankly at me until i get scared and want to run away and curl up in the fetal position in my closet.

Oh...and if for some reason it looks bad just tell me...i would rather know then walk around having a bad hair day! THANKS!!!
xo rachie

to....

apply or not to apply....
tell or not to tell....
ask or not to ask....
can someone please tell me what to do?

SO SICK!!!

i am so sick its not even funny....have any of you ever heard of sinusitus...cause i don't actually know what the hell it is cause when i went to the doctor he never really told me and if he did i couldn't understand him anyway (strange eastern european accent) so now i am on antibiotics and i feel like crap. so i hope that the majority of you had a better week then me and i will see you all on monday.
xo rachie

random

so i find it very interesting every time that i update this thing to look at random peoples blogs. i think that looking at other peoples blogs can show us a lot about the wide world that we live in because it sometimes seems like we think we are the only ones...and when you look around a bit you see that there are milions of people like you who leave their randomness out there for all to see too.
So next time you write in your blog or are reading someones click on NEXT BLOG and see what you can discover abot others in this big wide world of ours.
xo rachie

WHAT THE FUCK....LITERALLY

okay so i was watching the news today...yes this was a story on our good old edmonton news and i was alittle bit perplexed!?!?!?!? Now i am as big a fan of the text message as the next person in fact i text more then i phone some people but i would never have sex over a text message, or as the news likes to call it textual intercourse. Now i understand that text messages provide the cell phone user with a way to send private messages to those they are closest to discretly but i just can't imagine sending my significant other or even the man of the moment something like "oh baby you make me so wet" over a text message. I just couldn't bring myself to do it thats not what cell phones are for...it seems to me it would be just like putting your phone on vibrate and well you know.....
it weirded the shit out of me and i still don't understand why its newsworthy?!?!?!
xo rachie

F#@*K the POLICE

SO.... on tuesday night while i was deathly ill i decided that it would be a smart idea to go to my dad's house and bake a cake for my cake decorating class on wednesday cause it had to be done anyway and i was not about to miss cake class are you kidding we were gonna be making a rainbow cake....nothing and i mean nothing was gonna stop me. anyway back to the point of this whole rant....i was all hopped up on extra strength Sinutab and probably should not have been driving but had no choice cause my sister was busy and it is ridiculous for my father to come all the way to my house to pick me up...besides he was busy planning his golf trip with his buddies so i drove myself across town to his house made some cake and had a grand old time with nicole (my step sister). 11 rolled around and we were finished with the cake after many diasters (but thats a story for another blog) so i decided that i should go home, so i got in the car and went on my merry way. i had to turn left to get onto 66th street to go home and as i turned i turned a bit widely, thinking nothing of it i drove on singing to deathcab as i drove, and then i noticed the flashing lights behind me.

the cop pulled me over and his first question to me was..."mam do you have a liscence? and i responed through the beginning of tears that of course i did and i didn't understand what the problem was as i slowly took my liscence out of my wallet and handedit to him- he then preceeded to ask me if i was imparied...which i actuallly toook great offense to because as most of you know i would never drink and drive!!!! so anyway i told him i was not drunk and that i had bewen making cake and that if he anted he could call my dad, but he said that he believed me. Then he told me i was a very bad driver and that i should take more lessons....which made me even more upset so i started to cry then and in the depths of my soul i hope i made him feel bad because the police should not be so mean to poor innocent girls like me who actually did nothing wrong. so to the police...you should have gone and pulled over the drunk who was probably 3 blocks from where you pulled me over and taken away his right to drive rather then scaring the living shit out of me because you may have missed arresting someone important while you were wasting your time with me.

xo rachie

ps. on a much lighter note....the computer came and i am in LOVE and my sister is covetess

PORN!!!!

so i was in the car with my sister the other day and she told me that her friend eli and his girlfriend had seen PORN pasted all over the walls of one of the houses down the street from ours. i of course did not believe her in fact i thought that she was full of complete and total bullshit...which she sometimes is....anyways....so i didn't believe her until she told me that she had seen it too and that i should go look in the window of the house three doors down and i would see it too. so being me i went and looked not out of enjoyment just out of curiosity...why would someone ever put porn up on their walls in plain view of the street? i was curious....so i wandered the ten steps down the street and looked in the window and what did i see but....

PORN!!!!

all over the living room walls and thats not even the end of the story.... along with the porn there is also a treadmill which makes me wonder do these boys who live in this house (i know they are boys i have seen them) think that running on this treadmill will make them hot enough or buff enough to actually date girls who look like that...seriously do they realize that those girls don't actually look like that...there is such a thing as airbrushing....anyway i suppose we all have our delusions...but seriously do they really need to be that public....i think not!!!